Say one thing. Do the opposite.
A satirical hip-hop dispatch from the front lines of the American culture war — naming names, citing dates, and reminding everyone who actually wrote the rules they're now breaking. The protest record the moment was begging for.
By I Moan Style · From the Age of Descent arc · Sister track to I'm Not The Antichrist (Trust Me).

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The American political-religious news cycle keeps providing fresh material. Hip-Hopcrisy doesn't chase a single headline — it runs the receipt tape. From senators caught violating the values they ran on, to chosen ones who can't name a Bible verse, to vice-presidential picks who turn dog-shooting into a personality trait, the song catalogs the gap between what's preached and what's practiced.
It's satire with a backbeat. Not a sermon. Not a lecture. A track for the playlist you put on when the news gets weird and you need a tighter rhyme scheme to make sense of it.
"They wrote the rules, then broke the rules,
then called themselves the righteous ones.
They point the finger, pull the trigger,
on everyone but number one."
Six panels. One thesis: the hypocrisy isn't a bug — it's the feature.



A few of the verses people are already quoting back. Full lyrics on Genius and inside the streaming apps.
"Al Franken took a photo, made a joke that went too far —
his own party said 'you're done, son,' didn't even get to the bar."
"'Two Corinthians' at Liberty, couldn't pick a testament —
but he's your 'chosen one,' the most religious president?"
"The hypocrisy's the point — it's not a bug, it is the feature.
They'll break every commandment while they're calling you the cheater."
Closing chant — "family values… law and order… the party of… HIP-HOPCRISY!"
The cathedral-coded sister single. If Hip-Hopcrisy is the indictment, this is the apology that isn't one. Listen →
For the listener pulled in by political mythmaking and public spectacle. Earlier in the Age of Descent arc.
A darker, more cutting follow-up that keeps the satirical edge intact. Good if Hip-Hopcrisy hit you the right way.
If a verse made you laugh and then made you mad, send it.